Shit
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Shit is stupid.
Shit--also known by more educated bastards and white people as "feces" or "slop", is the product of the digestive process. Its last stop in the body is the cecum, also known as the shit pouch. Various other elements expire from the body when shit is produced, sometimes even including semen in men---taking a shit to the male species is often a very arousing event, stimulating their ejaculatory complex i.e. prostate.
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Throughout History
Shit has had an outstanding reference throughout the history of mankind. When one mentions shit, one can infer various meanings today; one may refer to a band as "that shit band", one may also refer to their dinner as "some nasty shit". Some parents even refer to their children as "little shits". Since little shits are an annoying botherance with NO sexual arousal for a woman, a mother may use this term ruefully towards her children, but when a man uses it, they may just be the best thing that has ever happened in his life--as we discussed before, men like to have enormous bowel movements; they make him achieve sexual activity better than any viagra. And this is a good thing; sex relieves stress. (wink) Here a shit, there a shit, everywhere a shit shit. But who could blame us all? Blame God, HE invented this shitty system of existence.
Shit usually is a dark brown colour, although, sometimes it comes in nice green, black, hard, or runny variations. The runny variation is usually called 'Diarrhea', though sometimes is referred to as 'the squirts'. Internet Whores commonly misspell 'diarrhea'.
Fecal Factuals
.Currently the state of North Carolina exports the most shit.
.The state with the shittiest weather patterns however, is Michigan.
.The state with the most dumb shits, is Arkansas.
.Chicago, is known as the worlds biggest shit band, with Dio in close following.
.The Germans invented a form of Pr0n called shiester pr0n, which deals with people shitting on the face and/or eating the shit as it comes out of the cecum.
.George W. Bush is the one man in the world who is full of shit twenty-four hours a day, and seven days a week.
.In Bangkok, November 20th is known as "Love your Shit Day".
.Animals often consume shit for the leftover nutrients contained in undigested matters within.
.Mr.Hankey is the worlds most well known piece of shit. He visits on christmas eve if you eat your fiber.
.It is possible, to shit from your mouth.
.In an episode of the popular medical series House M.D, a patient does shit from her mouth after her system fails her. This arouses the staff, and rather than find the cause of the problem, they proceed to simply lick the shit up, smiling broadly.
.Shit is the maggots favorite type of food source.
.Shit looks like the dick of a black man. It can also look like a brown horses cock if its big enough. It can also resemble an anaconda.
Shit and the Art World
Shit has been used in art since sometime before 1975, in various pieces of art. Ironically, a "shit" art genre has not sprouted as a result, although many believe one should. There are many products of the art world that are metaphorically referred to as shit, such as statement arts--which rake in the thousands--because there is a deep philosophical statement attached to the picture. Some believe this is the only way artists keep their art from being referred to as shit, as it has not real artistic value, other than the "deep" statement attached to a couple of multicolored splats on canvas. Yes, there is much shit in the art world, and nobody can stop this, because everyone wants to be an artist--yet many haven't got one lick of talent, but plenty of seizures. In a perfect world where killing fucktards is legal, maybe then the madness will end and people can once again open their eyes while in an art museum.
Shit in Ghetto Culture
The word shit is most commonly used by those who can be referred to as the Ghetto Fabulous. Niggers, Wiggers and Chiggers all listen to shit, drink shit, smoke shit, hit dat shit, drive shit, pimp their shit, beat the shit right out off, and get the shit beat right out of them. Some believe that the black portion of this society have such a divine love of shit because of the fact that it is the color of their skin and reminds them of their Earthen roots, but none will owe up, simply replying: "You one crazy piece of shit, nigga!".
