Sexy
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Sexy people are stupid.
A sexy person is a someone who stimulates immediate sexual arousal in all people of the opposite sex, and some people of the same sex. Sexy people are always stupid. This is a demonstrable fact. There are a few exceptions to this rule but since they are so few and far between, the statement can still be said to be statistically correct.
Scientific Proof
The proof is self-evident.
1) How could a nerdy girl who reads about C++ for 18 hours a day manage to find any time to put on makeup, fix her hair, or work out? She couldn't, don't be silly!
2) A chick who fixes her makeup in the rearview mirror every five minutes and goes to the gym every morning is very unlikely to have any time to use the internet, let alone open up an encyclopedic website and read stuff on it.
As you can see based on the above analysis, you are not sexy. Hope that helps.
