Sex

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Sex is stupid.

Sex is a painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. This process is known as sexual intercourse. That is irrelevant, however. You will never have sex. You are on the internet. As such, the previous quote 'Sex is stupid' is nothing more than a sad attempt to justify your pitiful existence.

History

Sex was invented sometime before 1975 and has become one of the most popular forms of excercise practiced to date. There are very few people who do not enjoy sex, excluding those who do not have sex.

why sex? you ask? well people who have sex are sucessfull and write cool stuff like this at the height of fame of their career

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

(only the first three episodes of season one)

I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin like, Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air