Semen
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Semen is stupid.
Semen is a sticky white fluid that flies out of a man's penis when he is done having sex or masturbating. 
Semen contains a lot of sperm, which are also stupid.
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Why semen?
Sometime before 1975, God created Adam and Eve. He gave a penis to Adam and a vagina to Eve. For whatever reason, God decided that he didn't like sex and told Adam and Eve not to use their naughty bits.
Adam and Eve fucked anyway, and God got pissed because he clearly told them not to have sex. Eve said that it was mostly Adam's idea, so God gave Adam a pair of balls that were full of semen. Now every time Adam and Eve had sex semen would move from Adam's balls and fly out of his tiny pencil dick at a speed of over 629.46 miles per hour, creating a sticky mess that would be hard to cover up.
Also, the semen would grow babies in Eve, so God could keep count of how many times Adam and Eve had sex.
Semen today
Apparently, God's idea didn't work, so now we have a planet full of dumb monkeys, thanks to semen. All the male monkeys on Earth have semen, so there is a virtually endless supply of semen that can be used to make more monkeys.
Look on the bright side
Semen isn't all that bad. In fact, it can be very beneficial when it comes to ruining someone's clothes, or straightening out a rude customer in a resturant.
Uses for semen
Lubricant
A nice, protein-rich, low-carb refreshing drink
Adhesive
Impregnation (almost never a good use)
Many, many pranks
