Sean Hannity
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Sean Hannity is stupid.
Sean Hannity is a radio talk show host and archnemesis of the most conservative liberal to ever grace the airways, Alan Colmes. Sean co-anchors on Fox News Channel's Hannity and Colmes. Using faux piety and pitbull-like aggressive interrogation techniques, Sean whiles away his days giving conservatism a bad name, badly aping Rush Limbaugh (who now, to his detriment, apes Hannity) and generally shouting his way through anything approaching a rational argument that doesn't toe the line with the day's Republican talking points.
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Notable Interviews
Ed Smart
An example of Sean's convenient Christianity was apparent watching him interview obnoxious glazy-eyed Mormon Ed Smart about his daughter Elizabeth who, we discovered, is doing just super duper despite being raped by a greasy homeless pedophile for 9 months. The interview centered on both men's relief that Elizabeth had escaped from her captors ensuring she would get back to a proper Mormon brainwashing at home with her family. Sean's smarmy religious posturing and moral high road superiority was especially amusing in this interview precisely because he was interviewing a Mormon (Ed Smart - fully owning the part with his aggressively serene demeanor). Since Sean is a Catholic, it was obvious during the interview that both of these "Christians" think that the others' brand of faith is inappropriate, however they both strove to maintain a forced air of brotherhood, with limited (but funny) results.
Books
Deliver Us From Egos
In addition to listening to himself go on and on every day on radio and televsision, Sean has written a number of useless books, which blow about as hard as you might expect. With none of the deft humor that used to be the Hallmark of Rush Limbaugh (and is arguably carried on today by naughty conservative spinster Ann Coulter), Sean's latest book belies him to be an actual egotist blowhard asshole, and not a sly, "I'm saying things this way on purpose to piss off those of you who don't understand it's all a big joke" blowhard asshole.
Sean, like most modern Neocon pundits (the ones who can actually bring themselves to perform as apologists for the obvious stupidity of George W. Bush) mistakenly posits that because some issues are black and white, all issues are black and white, and the grey areas loved by liberals in matters of morality and social policy are nonexistent. Sean also mistakenly thinks that all conservatives agree with him and his fellow right-wing nutjob talking heads, and this absolute conviction of bluster is what makes him all but unwatchable/unlistenable among the South Park Conservatives.
