Scott Peterson

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Scott Peterson is stupid

Born sometime before 1984, Scott Peterson is an asshat that killed his wife and unborn child. The reason he did this is still debated to this day. Some say that he murdered on orders of Buddha and others say that he was the love child of Adolph Hitler and a Mexican.

Scott lives in a nice 8x8 foot room in California awaiting time for him to join Charles Manson and become the next Jesus. Scott has many hobbies including fishing, golf, and bleaching his hair blonde for the internet whores.

While many women are seeking a lover like Scott, most of the ones that have fallen for him have decided that he is totally just needing love in order to keep himself from killing again. But you can't convince Amber Frey of this! She gave him love and he killed for her.

One day, while burning ants with a magnifying glass, Scott decided to see if his pregnant wife, Laci, would burn if he held a super sized mangnifyer over her head. To Scott's surprise, Laci began to smoke and all of a sudden, she turned into a big mug of Guinness.

Then Harry Potter showed up and they all played a game of hopscotch while figuring out that the Laci flavored Guinness just wasn't all it was supposed to be. So Scott took the mug and put it into the freezer in order to make the alcohol cold and the mug frosty.

Then Amber showed up and she took the mug of Laci flavored beer and washed her hair with it. Split ends appeared on Amber's head and she went running to the police in order to press charges against Scott and told police he was whitey in disguise. The police came and they drug tested Scott and found out that he was indeed nothing more than a Mexican Doorbell.

This surely is a lesson to all people that if you eat the yellow snow, you will think that you are the 7th Beatle!