Science

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Science is stupid.

Science is a religion that started sometime before 1975 to explain the various and sundry natural phenomena that surround us in this thing we like to think of as reality. For instance, why do monkeys like to smoke? Where did we come from, how did we get here and what is the purpose of it all anyway? Science gave us philosophy, since it presupposed that all the various gods that had been invented were probably just inventions. Philosophy broke away from the mother church when it was reformed by a man named Immanuel Kant. The two remained separate for many years until the discovery of quantum physics, which seemed to imply that Kant may have got it right after all.

Although the iconography of science is somewhat more bland than that of other religions, it has still wrought some impressive things, like skyscrapers, airplanes and digital watches.