School

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

School is stupid.

Unfortunatly, it is needed because some retards have absolutely no idea what to do when they get out into the world. Below is an example of a human who has never attended a School. Note the lack of correct capitalization, any sort of grammar, and absolute lack of creativity.

''school'' is stupid.


let me rephrase, 

''School'' is '''REALLY''' stupid.

Of all the stupid things we encounter in this world, school is, by far, the stupidest. it is stupider than retards, stupider than nerds,
 and quite surprisingly, stupider than scientologists.

School was invented sometime before 1975. it is rumored that one day, when the Galactic Overlord Xenu was bored. he wanted to have some 
fun, but he could not find any because he blew it all up when he was angry. So he sent a black box down to earth that was filled with 
little fun-sucking creatures called "Teachers". any fun they sucked out of people, would go back to Xenu and he would have fun. those who 
would have all their fun sucked out, would become zombies of boredom, always looking for some fun called "Students"


After a while, the adults saw that there was no more fun left on earth, and the teachers were starting to get angry. so they decided to 
sacrefice their young by putting them on altars of ultimate boredom called "Schools". this made it so they wouldn't have to have their fun
 sucked out by teachers, but unfortunatly for the poor kids, their fun would be completly gone! thus they had to find new methods of 
replenishing their fun supply, so they turned to booze $ bong.



== Schools' evolution and Standardized testing ==

one of the major evolutions in school was standardized testing. standardized testing, invented in 1984, was a way for teachers to see
 which students are having the most fun. after these fun-having students were picked out, they could easily be feasted on by the teachers.
 it soon became apparent, that those who had little fun would be picked on by the other students because they had fun and the students 
didnt. these creatures were no longer just students, so they invented a new name for themsleves N.E.R.D, Nearly Expelled (socially) 
Retarded Dunce.