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Scams are stupid.

Scams are what stupid people do to get money from even stupider people. Since nobody really likes and/or cares about such worthless creatures, nobody really likes and/or cares about scams. The first scam ever successfully enacted was when Jesus chugged a pint of Jack and din't vomit for at least 20 minutes, whereafter he convinced his friends into believing that he was a drinking God, which, after a 200-year-long game of telephone resulted in the Bible and the mass murder of anyone who claimed that Jesus either vomited much earlier than 20 minutes or that he was never even able to chug the whole pint of jack, which is bullshit because Jesus was a G and could chug your mom if you don't shut your pussy-lipped mouth.

Notable Scams

The most notable scam in recorded time was when Johnny asked Mike for four dollars so he could buy him a soda when he went to the book store at the airport because the labels on airport sodas are made of $1 bills so you get some of your money back and it's fair to pay so fucking much for them, since you're not allowed to leave the airport to get a decently-priced drink without having to deal with security lines and apathetic TSA asshats, wasting your time completely, but the drink only cost $3.50 so Johnny pocketed the extra fifty cents and when Mike asked for his change, Johnny told him there wasn't any because airport stuff is so expensive.

Then there's the scam where someone tries to buy from or sell anything to a Jew, ever. The Jew uses tricky psychological phrases to lull the buyer/seller into altering the price to the Jew's benefit. "What, are you trying to kill me hea, emptying my pockets all over tha flooa in front of everybody?" "What do I look like to you, eah, a putz? Do I look like I can affoad this, to provide for my family?" and "I wanted to send my daughter to a nice college, but I have to pay foa dollas for a loaf of bread!" are all popular phrases the Jew utilizes to minimalize the price of a desired item. And since Jews aren't people, they have no dignity to lose by standing there and haggling the price of a dozen eggs or a shoe horn for half an hour until the cashier gives up because his shift is technically over and he just wants to get the hell out of there.

Possibly the most successful scam ever was when whitey bought all the land for America from the savage Indians with magic beans and a polly pocket funhouse playland and then forced them to move to Oklahoma, which is by far the worst state (probably because of all the Indians), and entertain the most quintessential representatives of whitey culture in their casinos, which are also big scams.

Some people claim that the moon landing was a scam, but they're stupid and have nothing better to do than smoke pot and deny the existence of existence because they are all high school freshman.

The most unimaginitive scams involve selling something you don't actually own and posting images you glean from google images, forgetting that there is a slew of internet detectives out there who want nothing more than to expose a scam, and in the process screw you out of money, so they can get some props and affirm their existence.