Saw
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Saws are stupid.
A saw is a veeeeery useful tool. It can be used for cutting stuff, like pets or emo kids. If you are using a saw regularly, you should wear a helmet, as a precaution. You don't want the saw to eat your head.
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History of saws
The first saw was created by a caveman named Bill Gates sometime before 1975. Bill Gates thought that he was a clever boy, and patented it. The next year, he made a crappy computer, and since that day, his free time activity is to create the crappiest products in the world. And it's all because of the saw.
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Cutable stuff
If you see a cake, you can cut it, unless it's a concrete cake. To not attempt to cut off your sex organ, unless if you are male.
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VERY IMPORTANT NOTE
Please, use a saw to cut off the head of Bill Gates.
