Sarah Palin
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
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Sarah Palin is stupid.
Sarah Palin's stupidity is seen through many forms. She is a hockey mom, an Alaskan, has a family, is secretly a devil slut, and a republican. She is also known to many as the lead maverick, or retard of the United States of America. She also likes to repeatedly state that she has a family. She also has a family. And is a hockey mom. And a maverick. And is from real America. And likes to eat the new born youth of America to power her demonic powers of MILFness and republican know-nothingness.
Background
Palin is from the small town of Wasilla, in Alaska. This area is known to cater to some of the very stupidest and lower life forms found on planet earth. Her lineage from this place will explain why this Vice Presidential candidate has no information on other parts of the world, such as Pennsylvania. It is also speculated that the dark shadows in bars, saloons, and hockey rinks have festered the true evil that she is, the thirst for blood she has, and her dependence to stay by the side of one of Hell's most sinister leaders, John McCain(see torture).
Palin has decided that she is too good and powerful to answer questions posed by mere human beings, as she is descendant of pure evil.
Current Proven Facts
Scientific evidence has proven to date the following...
Sarah Palin is comprised of 95% pure evil, 2% sexy, and 3% absolute Alaskan inbreeding.
Sarah Palin is a bitch.
Sarah Palin is actually scheming with John McCain to kill Barack Hussein Obama.
Sarah Palin is the current day form of the Pagan goddess of death Anu.
Sarah Palin will be the eventual force that drives the human race below ground to the depths of firey hell.
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