Runescape

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Runescape is stupid.


Runescape is an MMORPG found on the intarweb.

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Concept

The entire point of Runescape is to gain levels in order to get a "gf". Unfortunately, 103% of females playing Runescape are goth or pedophiles. Another less popular method to achieving this, is gaining "gold pieces", the ingame currency, better known as "gp". Gaining gp can only occur if one spends countless hours of their life mining. Mining involves clicking on rocks when they turn particular colors. Occasionally, someone else will try to click the rock before the player does, and the player procedes to cuss them out (see Censorship, below). If a player gains enough gp, they purchase a rare and idiotic looking item mysteriously labeled as the "Santa Hat".

Membership

FIVE DOLLARS A MONTH?! World of Warcraft is only three times as much!
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FIVE DOLLARS A MONTH?! World of Warcraft is only three times as much!

For the small fee of five American dollars per month, one can become a member of Runescape, and have access to 103% more poorly designed crap.

New Features

Since the introduction of Runescape sometime before the Future, many changes have been made by Runescape creators Jagex to make the game suck even more. The only amusing factor previously existant in the game, was the ability to kill other players and steal their possessions in an area known as the Wilderness, or the "Wildy". The feature has been removed, because everyone at Jagex is from England.

When the Wildy still existed, overhead skulls meant these bastards went and killed their friends and family
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When the Wildy still existed, overhead skulls meant these bastards went and killed their friends and family


Socialization

As previously stated, Runescape mainly involves attempted cussing and "gf-seeking". Acronyms are particularly popular, especially "ZOMFG" (zoh-muh-fucking-GAWD).

Famous Players

The current most famous player online regularly is Whot00kmypie. A combination of high mining skill and social wit have placed this player above all others in sheer class.

Censorship

An in-game language filter disallows must poor language choices. Even acronyms such as "wtf" are disabled. Most players turn to creative spelling to avoid the filter and properly express their opinions.

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