Ruby

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Ruby is stupid.

Ruby is a simple, elegant programming language. We know this because proponents of it can't seem to stop going on and on about it, as if they weren't the very same people who proudly made Perl the ridiculously unusable pile of shit it is. Ruby runs on Rails, in yet another in a long line of (purportedly) clever naming conventions (LIKE A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN... GET IT????) that geeks can't seem to do anything without.

Let's face it, people. Programming is stupid and the people who program (known as programmers) are even more stupid than the programming languages that they espouse. It's a neverending circle-jerk of cockchokery between nerds that will have no end. The only people who give a shit are pimply fatties that regularly read Slashdot and masturbate to Sarah Michelle Gellar fanfic while stuffing ho-ho's in their fat fucking faces.

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