Rosie O'Donnell

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Rosie O'Donnell is stupid.

Rosie O'Donnell started out life as a steak dinner from Denny's. She was then eaten by a big fat bastard and slowly digested and turned in to a big disgusting shit. This is where she first got her start pissing people off. As a byproduct of digestion, she made some of the worst farts known to man. These horrendous odors persist to this day in the form of her opening her fat mouth to talk about the latest government cover up, or to give advice. Upon excretion she started doing standup comedy, that is to say a giant, speaking pile of crap would be quite funny. She was then discovered by star search when the janitor was cleaning the men's room, and found a turd the size of small car sitting in a toilet. After that, a spot in Larry King's trousers followed. Then in 1996 she started hosting her own show. Just before her show ended she revealed that she was a box bandit this due entirely to the fact that no one wanted to, or could have sex with a giant Volkswagen Bug size turd woman. It was later discovered that there was neither enough flower, booze, or air freshener to make this possible Soon after coming out of her Wal Mart sized closet she married fellow rug eater Kelli Carpenter. She then went on to become part of The View, a show in which she and three other annoying blabber mouth cunts talk about mundane shit that NO ONE cares about. She as also founded many charitable organizations for children. The irony here of course is, that a big fat muff diver such as herself will never have kids of her own.

During her long and dreadfully annoying career, she has become the most annoying cunt in existence. It is believed that if she, Hillary Clinton, and Gloria Allred were ever in the same room, a cataclysmic event would ensue, causing the fabric of space time to tear wide open. This is explained in the theory of cuntativity, which states that any one point in space time can only have two super cunts at one point, a third causes a worm hole.