Rosa parks

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Rosa Parks was stupid.

Sometime before 1975, a shiftless nigger shuffled her way on to a Montgomery, Alabama city bus during rush hour and insisted on sitting on the lap of a blind 82-year Buddhist monk, Pee-Ew Dong, who was sitting in the first row of the bus. Park, a recent parolee from the county pokey, drunk, was laden down with several bags of stolen fried chicken, Thunderbird and fried moon-pies, was also equipped with a standard issued giant Negro butt and would have clearly crushed the kindly but puny Pee-Ew Dong. The bus driver, Mr. Wimple, concerned for the safety and comfort of all his passengers, politely requested that Miss Parks sit in the only remaining free seat on the bus, which happened to be located in the back of the bus. Parks, being an bitter, entitled Negro, began blabbing incoherently about civil rights, the end of slavery in the US, food stamps, free Jeri-curl&beads for all, an all Soul Train cable channel etc until the bus came to a stop. By the next morning, the city of Montgomery was invaded by welling meaning but high spirited do-gooders like Rev. Jesse Jackson, Rev. Al Sharpton, Uncle Ben, Rev. Rodney Allen King, Rev. Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand, Sean Penn, Mike Farrell, Ed Asner, Al Gore, Maxine Waters who came to explain a thing or two to the hateful white families in the suburbs about darkies' right to anything and everything whitey could supply for them free of charge. Parks sued the city of Montgomery (of course), represented by Larry H. Parker and was given a large settlement of the tax payers' dollars.

Parks became an instant celebrity. She went on to appear on The Larry King Show, moved to West Hollywood, pose in Playboy, obtain a tiny dog in a Burberry bag, got chased by paparazzi, crash her 1976 Lexus, went to Promises rehab, hired Gloria Allred and Howard K. Stern as her attorneys, started her own perfume company, got an HBO special and walked the red carpet with Kathy Griffin. Parks faded from the scene after an unsuccessful run on MTV Fat March. Around 1984, she died of a ripple overdose - in her memory, DUI dry-out cell at Parker Center was named in her honor.

Rosa Parks is responsible for the shift in power between whitey and darky. Prior to Parks opening her big yap, darkies were contented to pick cotton six days a week or work on trains as porters, tap dance to gospel music on Sunday, eat watermelon and let the white man stick their tiny pee-pees in their women.