Romania

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Romania is stupid.

Being inspired by the reference in the Netherlands article, we are here to confirm the Romania is a shithole. Perhaps not the biggest, because there is Africa for that notion. Oh, and Mexico, India, China and other good stuff could also fight for that title.

There are a lot of species living in Romania, with a population of 22 million, although you can find only half of them in the country at any moment. The rest is working in Italy and Spain.

First, there are the rednecks in their natural habitat, the countryside. They are friendly creatures speaking a single language that usually remembers Romanian. Those living close to the popular tourist routes might also speak hand-language, which they mastered. Observe them from smell distance. They should not be confused with rednecks living in cities and driving BMWs, which is our next category.

Nobody knows what city rednecks do for living, although they might get paid for driving around the city centre occasionally stopping for a coffee or two, if they can find a parking space that provides great exposure for their car. The car is mandatory to have an Italian or Spanish license plate. The clothes and cologne they wear are not important as long as they carry a hefty price tag. Observe and laugh at them from distance because getting noticed by a lot of people is not beneficial for their mental recovery.

The city rednecks who are trying (but fail) to sing are called manelist(s). There are several prerequisites to be called a manelist: mandatory IQ level comparable to The Netherlands' average altitude, family in jail, personal assets (castle, cars) with unpaid taxes. You can recognize them by tasteless clothes with the inscription "Gigolo Italiano", or retina-damaging white outfit. Approach them with care and earplugs.

An ethnic group of the Romanian wildlife are the gypsies. If I were to be politically correct, I would call them disadvantaged or underpriviledged people with rroma ethnic background. Since I don't want to be, I will just present them as uncivilized, criminal, lazy, dirty leeches sucking on the society by various means of welfare. Please, gypsies who don't conform this description, contact me, because I would like to have such a rare person as a friend.