Roe v. Wade
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Roe v. Wade is stupid.
Roe v. Wade was the legendary court case brought to the Supreme Court in which the rights of the fish were being violated by fisherman. The court ruled in favor of the fish in an 8-1 vote.
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The Opinions
The Majority Opinion
The Majority Opinion of the court was that one should Wade when the water is less than 6 feet deep, and then proceed to Row from there. Unfortunately, the Court Clerk misspelled Row with an "e" at the end.
The Minority Opinion
The Minority Opinion, written by one Justice Scalia ranted about the other judges who had "sold out to the fishes" and proceeded to repeat over and over, "No blood for Scales!" in his opinion. Most of the Minority Opinion made absolutely no sense, but one of the biggest points he made was the fact that most fish are "faggot liberals" that deserve to be killed.
The Minority Report
OH SHIT GUYZ IM TOM CRUIZE IM GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP, WATCH ME AS I TAKE DRUGS AND PROCEED TO JUMP FROM CARS AND OH SHIT I JUST STOLE A LEXUS WHATS UP
The Media
Although the media surrounding the event was low-key, many different fish celebrities issued public statements.
Nemo: "One thing I don't understand is why these fishermen always have to bust balls, I mean am I right guys? I try and find my dad and I end up getting raped by a seagull."
JesusFish: "To be honest, I spend most of the time outside of the water, but I would like to congratulate my brethren and remind them to turn the other scale."
Paris Hilton: "How does my ass look in these jeans?"
