Rifle
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Rifles are stupid
Rifles were invented shortly before 1975. Actually, they were first introduced with the knights of the round table but those idiots were really stupid. They used their rifles for jousting and since they were too short, the fad died out. Lost to history for several hundreds of years, the rifle was re-introduced as a prop for Western movies and since then they have become a part of the American constitution.The famous actor John Wayne used rifles in the Western movies. That is why he died of lung cancer. You see, bullets are made of lead and lead is a known carcinogen and that is why people who are shot by a rifle, die of lead poisoning.
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Types of Rifles
There are several types of rifles available on the market today.
Sniper Rifles
Sniper rifles are made to take out people at very long distances. Snipers (the people who shoot the sniper rife) are very stupid. They are considered chicken shits and cowards because they will not fight on the front lines. They creep around in whore houses and shoot out of windows. If they are caught by the enemy, they are physically altered to become one of 50 virgins.
Shotguns
Small Caliber rifles
A favorite among a certain hip-hopping, ebonic speaking, car jacking, bastard child rearing sect of the American populace. Handguns are also a favorite of these low life's. Small caliber rifles are used to "pop a Cap on one's ass" and shooting snakes, squirrels and other annoying creatures such as wives.
Elephant Rifle
A potent Elephant killer. Elephants are generally helpless when shot with one of these very powerful rifles. That being said, the Elephant rifle is a really stupid rifle since it can only be used for shooting Elephants. When is the last time you saw an Elephant?
Parts of a rifle
( see Redneck
