Rice Rocket

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Rice Rockets are stupid.

Rice rockets are those stupid Civics, Integras, Skylines etc. that have big spoilers and huge, pointless exhaust systems. These cars are typically driven by the worst drivers ever (See Asian) and other people whose penes are smaller that their pinky fingers.

Rice Rockets have been made famous by the string of moronic movies made since 1984, The Fast & The Furious. It is not uncommon for the average white trash luser (especially of the fat and revolting 16-24 year old male variety) to rocket-up their rides with shitty modifications such as loose bumpers fluttering in the majestic interstate wind, and exhaust systems that make a lot of unnecessary noise (and in turn wake up entire city blocks) but do nothing for the actual speed of the car.

Stickers

Stickers on Rice Rockets are very, very, very, very, very important. It is said that some stickers can add as much as two horses to the car's net horsepower rating. Rice Rockets driven by Hispanics feature Chinese characters that say things like pussy, faggot, pillow biter, ankle holder, illegal, and so on. Legend has it that most Hispanics place Chinese characters on their cars to avoid arrest and deportation.

Some Rice Rocket owners place the large Nike check logo on their rear windows in order to look more athletic, sportier and, moreover, make then look even more stupid. This is important in some cultures. Apparently.