Republican

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Most retards...err Republicans have to concentrate while making simple conversation.

Republicans are stupid.

They are also one of the major political parties that exsist within the United States.

All Republicans are also retarded. Nearly all have some form of genetic retardation that is caused by decades of inbreeding.

Republicans believe "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India. Then when people ask questions about it, they switch to Iraq. When the war in Iraq is mentioned, they switch to how great our country is. When people question the health care system, Republicans usually leave or bring up 9-11. 

If they don't have vaginas, they can't be whores. If they cannot be whores, the cannot pop out bastard children and utilize abortion services.

Many can be found frequenting airport restrooms, looking for a choice piece of (gay)ass. Most male Republicans, especially the ones who claim homosexulaity is wrong, love the cock . This phenomenon has not been encountered with their female counterparts. This has yet to be explained but many scientists suspect that it is because Republican women have no vaginas. This also explains why Republicans have such a strong anti-abortion stance, since none of them actually conceive.