Quantum Physics

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Quantum physics is stupid

Sometime before 1975, someone thought it would be a good idea to put a group of scientists in a room somewhere to see what they would do. The scientists started talking and made an interesting discovery: they didn't agree on how the universe worked. This lead to a big argument that no one cares anything about.

Instead of resolving their differences rationally by getting drunk and duking it out, the scientists got stoned and came up with a theory that was so complex that no one would try to debate them. And so, quantum physics was born.