Pwned

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Pwned is stupid.

Pwned. Verb? Pronounced like owned but with a "p". This is another one of those internet terms that got started with online gaming. Notice how close the "p" on your keyboard is to the "O"? Yeah well when typing fast you get typos and this is one of those typos. It gained popularity with the online gaming community with games like Warcraft, Magic, other such dork infested internet sub-lives. Lets give an example.

L33TGUY75: Dood, Did you see that noob wander into the snarzgaard plains? Battlestardrip: Yeah, i cast a +5 hard-on of ages. L33TGUY75: that was you? Battlestardrip: Yeah L33TGUY75 Dood you totally pwned him!!!11!!one Battlestardrip: yeah listen, Im gay so, do you want to meet in person and maybe stuff my meat into your head?

Anyway, pwned is a term that means dominated, beat, defeated, owned with great ease. If someone ever uses this term around you you should run because chances are you are dealing with a 46 year old virgin that has never really seen the outside of his divorced mothers basement.

And if you are reading this and you take offense to it, You just totally got pwned by JStar.