Punk rock

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Punk rock

Punk Rock is stupid.

Punk rock was invented sometime before 1975 by various groups of unrelated cross dressing British teenagers. These teenagers however did not know that the strange desires they were feeling were a result of a telepathic link with Oprah.

Early punk rock

The first real punk rocker was Dr. Phil who at the age of three began to sing about being molested as a small boy by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. Doctor Phil encountered little commercial success ironically however he did incite other bands such as the sex pistols and the new york dolls to engage in acts of drug abuse sodomy and many other things which in the end led to their untimely demise. Of course this was all part of Oprah's plan for complete world domination. Unfortunately this all turned sour when the subliminal messages in Punk rock were detected by Jesus who smote Oprah in a battle that detonated Hiroshima and Negaski Japan with massive explosions. Jesus seemed to be losing the battle until heath ledger helped him defeat oprah with his unprecedented amount of fagginess. Fortunately for all of those who have had to watch broke back mountain ledger was defeated in hand to hand combat with Oprah which resulted in the erruption (Of Semen) from mount saint Hellens. Oprah was defeated and her genera of music died along with Sis Vicious, Johnny Thunders, Stiv Bators, Joey Dee Dee And Johnny Rammone.

New Punk Rock

The new genera of punk rock is composed of has been dried out seventies remnants and anyone too dumb to make it in heavy metal. These bands include Posers such as Green Day and Rancid who don't really sound like the real thing at all.