Pregnancy
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Pregnancy is stupid.
Pregnancy was invented sometime before 1975 at Auschwitz as a way for women to be the fat and lazy whores they really are. It allows them to simply sit around while they order their bread winning husbands around for 9 months.
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What is pregnancy?
Pregnancy is that annoying thing where women claim they have a child clinging to their uterus and becoming a baby. This concept is so obviously flawed. If gravity if pulling everything toward the earth how is an undeveloped fetus expected to hold itself inside of that shit covered tube for 9 months? There would be nothing stopping the baby from sliding right out of the cunt the moment after conception. It is also impossible to get pregnant via the laws of physics if the woman is on top. It's just gravity, niggas.
What pregnancy truly is?
When a mommy and daddy love or hate each other very much they have sex. People (tobacco companies, unicycle manufactures, AIDS lovers, and condom users) claim that unprotected sex will make a girl pregnant and give you a child. This is not so. When two people want a child they simply begin playing hide and seek and it will appear somewhere inside their house inside a duffel bag filled with baby food. This is where the woman will keep the baby for the next 9 months while she pretends the baby is clinging and sucking on her uterus. The woman then goes to the store and buys a pregnancy test. She brings the test home and makes a big mess in the bathroom for the man to clean up. She then masturbates and vomits on the pregnancy test and screams "IT TURNED BLUE"! The man and woman are then very excited even though the baby is living in a duffel bag, not inside of the bitches cunt. It is not unprotected sex this world should be worried about, it is simple hide and seek.
Popularity
Pregnancy has become an excellent way for women to miss work. The woman sits around eating all sorts of shit while the current man in her life is left clueless, running around doing chores for this lazy whore. After 9 months, people are comfortable with the fat woman and stop asking her questing about her pregnancy. She does not like this and begins to act like she is about to die. This makes everyone happy but someone takes her to the hospital. Nothing actually happens there. She pays the doctor to run home and grab the baby filled duffel bag from her house and bring it to the hospital. The mid wife sits in the delivery room and has coffee with the lying bitch while her baby is brought to her. When the doctor arrives with the child, he takes the baby out of the bag and shoves it inside of the woman's vagina. This is because the baby is still covered in baby food and a good vagina rubbing is the only way to completely remove it.
Theories to end the pregnancy lies
Many people mainly myself have proposed ideas on how to stop this horrible crime committed by women. The simplest way is to throw a rock at the next pregnant woman you see. Woman have a natural fear of rocks and this should scare the pregnant whore into dropping the act. Pregnancy is nothing more than a simple excuse for women to be lazy. Things like the Holocaust and 9/11 are direct results of the horror known as pregnancy.
