Poverty

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Poverty is stupid.

Poor people are lazy and need to get jobs. Instead they spend all their time watching reality television and NASCAR racing. When they do manage to drag their fat asses out of the house, they never fail to have a bunch of little poor people in tow (their always copious crotchfruit), and they usually make scenes at places like Wal Mart or the public library. They disdain people who have normal jobs, demanding free goods and services while beating their obnoxious overweight offspring. When dealing with poor people, always remember that it is your taxes that are overfeeding them, so feel free to be rude and dismissive with a smug sense of superiority.

Poverty comes in many different colors and sizes. Fat trailer trash, buck-toothed ghetto children, and perpetually pregnant 15-year-old Latinas are representative of the diversity of poor people in America. There are poor people in other countries too, but you don't have to look at them so they don't matter. However, it should be noted, that in America poor people are fat while in other countries they are very skinny & sexy like models.

Hobbies

Since poor people don't have jobs, they have a lot of time on their hands. They enjoy drinking cheap liquor, buying lottery tickets, filing for Section 8 vouchers, having babies, buying candy with food stamps, stealing, sleeping in public, and huffing paint.

Visual Representation of Poor People