Pornography

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Pornography is stupid.

Pornography is the closest most internet whores will ever get to sex. No joke.

Pornography is a method by which men excite themselves by watching other people engage in sexual acts. Female people often view it as a strange form of gender domination and exploitation, although there are sub-genres of porn that feature women who are dubiously proud of the fact that they can experience orgasms so powerful that they force the poor girl to piss all over herself.

Typically, the acts being witnessed are acts that the witness (henceforth referred to as the pervert) could possibly be engaging in themselves if they would get off their fat asses and start socializing instead of sitting around watching videos of women, men, and transexuals pretending to enjoy having a varied assortment of objects being injected into their vaginas and rectums.