Politics

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Politics is stupid.

Politics was invented sometime before 1975 by Dick Clark. Politics are a series of hoops (sometimes flaming) that balding, middle-aged men must jump through in order to be part of a government. Politics are generally seperated into two factions: ocal politics, which no one cares about; and national politics, which everyone pretends to care about. Politics is empowered by bumper stickers and bad hairdos. Politics is defined as a waste of time. Today's politics are ran by uneducated assholes with more money than you.

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