Pete Doherty
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Pete Doherty is stupid.
Pete Doherty is an asshole. He was a member of the British urch-rock band The Libertines, but unfortunately in 1984 decided he liked crack better than music, and went to live in various crack houses around London, stealing peoples mobile phones as he went.
He finally got his act together and started a new band known as Babyshambles. Unfortunately, he once again caught some stupid and missed his gigs, because he kept falling down the stairs. Many riots were incited.
Pete used to date model Kate Moss, who also likes drugs. Pete is still a fuckhead who likes being in tabloids, because they take pretty pictures of him.
Some people consider him to be rock 'n' roll. He's not. He's just stupid.
