Pet Macro

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

The lone amusing pet macro. It made even Seth laugh, and he hates all pet macros, at all times and under every circumstance.

Pet Macros are stupid.

Cats tend to like to be inside shit. Ceilings, boxes, glassware, your ass. You name it, cats will try to get inside it. When they do, their human counterparts seem to think it is amusing to take pictures of them and put OMG LOLLERCAUST macros on them, effectively anthropomorphizing them and creating something funny. The same thing is often done with dogs and infants. These are indeed amusing. For roughly thirty seconds. Then they instantly become Not Funny.

Example of a really fucking stupid pet macro. Don't stare too long, you'll turn into a masturbating fecalphiliac pillar of salt.

Canonical List of All Known Pet Macros

DO NOT WANT
Limecat is not pleased
HM THERE SEEMS TO BE A PORBLEM
DO YOU WANT KARATE?
YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED
This is fluffy. He is the destroyer of worlds.
How did this get here I am not good with computers
INVISIBLE BIKE!
MONORAIL CAT
INVISIBLE SANDWICH!
STALKERCAT
VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO
I'm on your keyboard, watching you fap.
Ceilingcat is watching you masturbate.
AGGRESSIVE CAT IS AGGRESSIVE
DEFENSIVE CAT IS DEFENSIVE
KITTY HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS
WAIT i'll fix it
This is relevant to my interests.
I are serious cat. This is serious thread.
I HAS MOUSE.
I SENSE DANGER
CHARLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Attention Plz
King of threads
HALP
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
IT'S A TRAP
SUP
I HAS A FLAVOR
SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Dude... Wait, what?
I made you a cookie... but I eated it.
Oh hi, I upgraded your RAM
Mai dick bigga dan china cock