Paradise

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Paradise is stupid.

Paradise is where Allah lives. It is also where He kicks it with his Hoes (aka Virgins). The virgins are supplied by Sir Richard Branson of the Virgin Group, who has cut a deal with Allah to allow him to manufacture staircycles for humanity when civilization collapses because his towelheads have succeeded in upsetting the economic balance of the free world, which was distracted by making cool gizmos.

Most Muslims believe that Paradise is where they will go when they die. Some of them also believe that if they kill a lot of Jews, Christians, Scientologists, or Anyone Else Who Doesn't Agree With Them, they will be rewarded with 72 Virgins while being showered with diamonds and pearls like in the Prince video.

Why Muslims believe that having sex with 1 Virgin is a satisfying experience...MUCH LESS 72...is an ongoing mystery that science is still struggling to answer.

Paradise is similar to Heaven.