Opus Dei

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Opus Dei is stupid.

This organization is stupid. In order to be pleasing to God you have to put stones inside your shoes, and wear barbwire belts. Every week you must talk to you confessor everything about your life, what you want to do in the future, your sex life, your career and make the confessor decide what you must do with your future. You cannot read books without the approval of your confessor. You are not allowed to watch movies or basketball because these things are considered 'worldly'. You are advised to surrender all your assets to the organization and you are required to have as many children as you possibly can. Women are not allowed to wear pants because it is considered immoral. The men must go to a prayer meeting that it totally without women and vice versa otherwise it is a violation against their chastity.