Oprah

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Oprah is stupid

Oprah is what we call a supernatural being who consists of supernatural powers. For years, Oprah has led an evil reign over the world and has struck terror in our hearts. Many people do not realize the horrific evils she has created. They do not see this due to her mind control. Most vulnerable to these powers are middle-aged women and old people. Although under the guise of being humanitarian, Oprah Winfrey orders her subordinates to fetch her Guatemalan babies. Then she proceeds to drink their blood to kepp her skin supple. Though the majority of the public is unaware, Oprah has involved herself with the scemes of Tom Cruise, Dr. Phil, and Ellen. Oprah must be stopped.

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