Onomatopoeia

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

This is GIS result #1 when you search for onomatopoeia. I have no idea what it is, unless it is a celldoohicky.

Onomatopoeia is stupid.

Onomatopoeia refers to the use of words as phonetic representations of sounds. Because these words sound like their meaning, they are self-defining. Onomatopoeia is the kind of thing that English professors and nerds obsess over. Sometimes these words are actual words ("pop"), and sometimes they are nonsense words ("vroom").

A popular onomatopoeia on Wikipedia might be, for instance, "ahem." Wikipedia takes itself very seriously. On EOS, however, the most popular onomatopoeia by far is "HLUAGHLUAGH," which sounds like sucking dick. Why? Because sucking dick is funny.

Other Funny Facts About Onomatopoeia

Foreign Onomatopoeia

• In China, wang wang is the sound of a dog barking (lol)
• In Africa, schlurp schlurp is the sound of people eating watermelons

Comic Book Onomatopoeia

• DC comics uses UNF UNF in Batman when he and Robin have gay buttsex