Nuclear Fusion

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Nuclear Fusion is stupid.

Nuclear Fusion is the process by which small atoms combine to form larger ones and release energy. A hydrogen fusion reactor would solve all world's problems, except stupidity and obesity. It is possible though, however illegal, to get rid of the to latter problems by borrowing some equipment from the NRA.

Nuclear Fusion sounds too good to be true, and in fact it is. The issue is containing plasma undergoing fusion, when it is over 10 million centigrades hot. That's hotter than all of your moms.