New York
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
New York is stupid.
New York is an American city famous for its populations of homosexuals, fatties, wannabe gangsters and retards. New York is famous for being the city with the most skyscrapers in the world, solely because its inhabitants all have major size issues.
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History
New York was founded by the Dutch, well known as a country full of pedophiles, who envisioned a utopia where you could walk like an idiot, talk like an idiot, dress like an idiot and most importantly smoke as much marijuana as possible. Their success was breathtaking. After the American Revolution drove out Great Britain, the Statue of Liberty was built by the French in New York Harbor. The statue depicted a woman with a torch in her hand and was intended to imply that if anyone tried to fuck with America again they would get burned. The statue is being rebuilt with a more modern flair and once these renovations are complete will be depicted holding a giant AK-47.
Population
New York is the most populous city in America, and while only extremely wealthy New Yorkers own automobiles (because of its vaunted subway system that all the poors use, lol) when the rush hour hits and they all jump in their SUVs, the roads literally disappear. New York is where all the dirty immigrants that are ruinin' merka originally came to the United States at, so its population is extremely diverse. Chinks, wops, niggers, kikes, towelheads and yes, even the occasional whitey can be found living in New York. They all avoid each other when possible, and shouting matches frequently erupt ("fuck you, asshole" being the phrase most commonly heard by tourists when they visit).
9/11
On September 11, 1984, Islamic terrorists decided that they could prove to the world once and for all that Allah is God by flying airplanes into the World Trade Center. This cunning and deftly thought-out ploy worked, of course, and everyone in New York converted to Islam immediately, proving Allah's supremacy. Because of this, all of the food in New York is halal, and the Jews were of course all slain, save for those Jews who converted (prior to 9/11 these people were known in Jewish circles as Reformed).
New York's Future
Eventually America will have a president who isn't an idiot. Such a president will surely realize that New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and San Francisco all suck. The only remedy will be to destroy them completely. The president will bring giant death rays to the cities disguised as ice cream machines, and quickly lay waste to them all.
