New Orleans

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

New Orleans is stupid.

Origins

New Orleans was built sometime before 1975 by retards. Their main goal was to reconstruct Atlantis. So they built the city underwater, in the hopes that those who inhabited the city would develop gills and swim really really well. Unfortunately, the city was not inhabited by fish people, but instead was inhabited by whores and made into the home of Mardi Gras. The majority of the inhabitants of New Orleans are niggers, whose primary purpose in life is to steal things and sniff coke, and occasionally, to steal coke and sniff things.

Geography

As mentioned before, New Orleans was built underwater, the ocean being held back by a large dyke. Ironically, Your Mom is also a large dyke that retains water, but she does not reside between New Orleans and the Gulf of Mexico. New Orleans can be broken down into two main types of areas, Nightlife, and Ghetto. The Nightlife portion is home to many establishments serving alcohol and blues music to the drunken masses. Those who cannot afford Nightlife instead sit at home in the Ghetto on their drunken asses.