Netherlands
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Netherlands is stupid.
The Nehtelrands is a place full of smart people who managed to create one of the nicest countries in one of the shityest places without mountains and which is full of rain and under sea level. Its pretty much the opposite of countrys like Bulgaria or Romania which are located in nice places and have nice weather and nature, but they still manage to be one of the biggest shitholes on the planet. The Netherlands is filled with Dutch people who are tall and blonde which originated from Giraffes. Later they decided they were to cool to clean the streets and be construction workers so they imported niggers from Turkey, Africa, and South America.
Population
Currently, there are about 17,000,000 people living in the Nethelrands. This does not include the illegal imigrants so in total there are probabaly 546,000,001 people in the netherlands. It is one of the most dense populated country in the world, lucky there are no fat Americans who live there because it is crowded enough. Not counting the ilegal imigrants, original dutch people only make up 40% of the population, what the fuck is up with that? the remaining are Turkish people who claim they're Dutch, and speak Dutch as if they have a bar of shit in their mouth.
Amsterdam
Amsterdam was the capital. It isnt anymore. Basically Amsterdam is filled with fat Canadian and American tourists who travel the Atlantic ocean just so they can smoke a ton of weed. Its filled with ugly Amerians who cant get a girlfriend, so they go to the strip bars in Amsterdam, but end up getting rejected by the prostitues aswell. NOTE: When the genius Americans come to Amsterdam, they still think they are in America, and dont bother explaining they are in a different continent, they dont know the meaning of the word continent.
Germans
Dutch people often learn many languages in school, and are known for their ability to comprehend other languages very well (not the Turks, they need to work on getting their accent in order before they move onto other languages). German is spoken by all Dutch people, they simply shove a cock down their throats and begin speaking Dutch. In order for Germans to speak Dutch, they simply remove the cock they have in their throats, and calm the fuck down. The only reason the Dutch arent beating the fuck out of the Germans is because some time ago, the germans got rid of all the jews in the netherlands.
