Net Neutrality

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Net Neutrality is stupid.

For the love of Al Gore's number one son!

Wouldn't you think cheap and abundant online access for the masses would have at least partially cured human stupidity by now?

Well, try following the gossip-mongering misinformation hissy fit surrounding the so-called net neutrality debate, and think otherwise.

Never mind any relevant technical issues. Sit back and enjoy watching monkeys act (if you can equate "posting stupid small-cock-compensatory drivel to online fora" with "taking action") as though their broadband connection gives them meaningful leverage into whether or not people who actually own communication backbones can or can't manage and/or regulate the traffic on their information tollroads per their own superiorly-positioned free wills.

"I oppose those who oppose net neutrality!", you might hear those who don't know a socket from the dingleberry-infested hole in their ass whine. Dream on, packet peon. Not only have you no say in the matter, your monthly access payment helps fund the effort of those who do. How do you like them ironic apples?

History

Origins

Net neutrality oozed from the normally arid slit of the feminist movement sometime before 1975 under the guise of insisting girls be allowed to play high school football.