NASA

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

NASA is stupid.

NASA, which stands for the National Asshat Space Association, is an American agency run by the Jews. It has been tasked with funneling away billions of dollars into the development of a space laser that will control the weather, while convincing the masses that man has actually set foot on the moon. This, of course, was a complete hoax, as can be seen in the picture at right.

NASA first sent monkeys into space sometime before 1975 in an attempt to prove that humans could survive outside the Earth's atmosphere. Since most humans were startled to discover that they were, in fact, a type of monkey, this experiment was not well received.