Mp3

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

MP3s are stupid.

The Phonograph

"MP3s" are one of the cruelest things that could com at the human race since hearing the horrible singing itself. When Scientologist, Thomas Edison created the phonograph he had intended it to be used only for recording the wacky beliefs of Scientology so that they may be accessed by potential Scientologists in the future. Alas, when others had discovered the amazing new technology of the MP3s, it was used for recording not only spoken words but music. The horrible creations of Barbara Streisand, Madonna, and Celine Dion were all used for torture as it made listeners ears bleed. Many felt it was worse than having to sit through the Chinese water torture.

CDs and iPods

CD s were of the next generation of torture. Running using a laser, the CD was a much more efficient version of bestowing pain because it was much clearer and it jumped less often. CDs were also convertible so you could put the evils on the CDs using a computer. Later, the MP3 Player was released. It could easily hold tons of sound. The most popular torture device toady is the iPod. Damn you, Apple! Image:Http://z.about.com/d/mp3/1/0/5/5/devil ipod.png