Moon (Earth)

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Earth's Moon is stupid.

The size and orientation of Earth's moon is one of the many factors that coalesced here in this little backwater of a galaxy known as the Milky Way to form life as we know it. It is well known that the moon is where the Jews will eventually construct their space laser with which they plan to control the weather and enslave humanity.

NASA claims to have landed a spacecraft on the moon, but it is well known that this was an elaborate hoax intended to drive the Soviet Union into bankruptcy.

Currently, the moon is ruled by Emperor Al Gore I, where he bases his patented Internet company and plans other terrorist activities.