Pedophile

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Pedophiles are stupid.

Well, molesting small children is stupid. Pedophiles are actually quite smart in most cases. They use nefarious workings like IRC to trap young kids and have sex with them. Pedophiles were created sometime before 1975 by a group of scientists working for Walt Disney. Walt Disney built a huge trap [1] to lure in fodder for his army of pedophiles.

Pedophiles are also known outside the US as paedophiles which makes more sense as "paedo-" implies youth whereas "ped" means feet and these guys aren't foot fetishists.

Perhaps the most famous worker of paederasty is Tumnus the fawn. Stars of such Disney films as "The Chronicles of Narnia." In the film Mr. Tumnus ironicly plays a "fawn" (see Websters New American Dictionary under "fawndle.") who "befriends" a young girl and lures her back to his apartments for his own devious purposes.