Mexican parking lots

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Mexican Parking Lots are stupid.

Most people call this phenomenon as a front yard. Mexicans will park anywhere there is grass. Mexicans think this is acceptable and will use their mexican doorbells to announce their arrival.

The entire time they are parked, they will have their radios blasting mexican polka. This can be very confusing as not a single one of the radios will be tuned into the same station.

Mexican parking lots are never mowed. The grass will be waist high and are earmarked by tire tracks. These tracks help the mexicans to park in the same spot every time they arrive.

Mexicans don't care about the environment. They don't care about the sound barrier either.

Mexican parking lots are usually littered with beer cans and taco wrappers. Once in a while you can even find a dirty diaper in the parking lot. Exhaust fumes are often lingering and strains of the mexican polkas will not let up for a week. Only problem with that is that they park like this every day.