Mexican Doorbell
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Mexican Doorbells are stupid.
When most people go to someone's house to pick them up at six o'clock in the morning (especially, but not limited to Sunday morning) they are keenly aware that much of the neighborhood is probably still asleep. So they quietly exit their car and walk up to the door of the house and ring the standard doorbell, a small button device found at the front entrance to most modern homes. This alerts the occupants of the house (who, presumably, are waiting for their arrival) that they have arrived and are ready to go.
Not Mexicans. Mexicans honk their fucking horns. They honk and honk and honk. All times of the day or night, they honk honk honk and if the person they are there to pick up doesn't come out they honk again - only longer this time. They honk up a motherfucking storm loud enough to raise the dead - ANYTHING - so long as they don't have to drag their fat, stupid, lazy asses out of their fucking cars and (heaven forbid) WALK TO THE FUCKING DOOR TO RING THE NON-MEXICAN DOORBELL.
This is especially problematic because only one in ten Mexicans actually own a car, so they are constantly picking each other up or being picked up. Whatever you do, don't ever find yourself living surrounded by Mexicans, unless you have a car horn fetish.
