Metaphor

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Metaphors are stupid.

Metaphors are what happens when an idiot bends the powers of space and time to change nouns into completely diffent nouns with different properties.

No scientist has yet to discern how these changes can take place simply with imagining or speaking the said metaphor. Some Leading scientists threorize that a seperate dimension holds the location of this place where metaphors change object's properties freely, as only seperate dimensions have the physical tolerance to house ideas as mind numbingly stupid as metaphors.

Metaphors were invented by mexicans to confirm that another dimension exists, through which the mexicans plan to use to cross the border.

They plan to do this by saying:

Mexican: The Mexican American border is a tortilla.

Thus, in the alternate dimension, the border is a tortilla, and with mexican's universal supernatural powers over all tortillas, the mexicans can levitate it into the air, and then pass beneath the tortilla, entering America.

What's the point in a metaphor?

If you're going to say something just say it!

It's like saying to someone:

actor 1: "You're an idiot because you waste your time reading things that are on the Encycloedia of Stupid"

actor 2 :"I have taken much offence to this!"

actor 1: "dont worry its only a metaphor"

actor 2: "oh, thats okay then"