McDonalds
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
McDonalds is stupid.
Ah, your standard multinational fast food franchise. One of the top employers of the underaged, and at minimum wage too. The company has totally monopolized the fast food industry, beating off rivals such as Burger King with impudence.
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Quality of food
McDonalds produces quality food, and sells at a low, low price. Which is why they were sued for $1000000. McDonalds solved this by putting signs next to the entrences saying "WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DEATH".
Locations
McDonalds is everywhere. You live it, you breathe it, you even EAT it. It is invading every nook and cranny, and every pore and orifice in your body. It is the little kittens, and the puppies, and the furries. McDonalds is our government, God and the world we live in. We are McDonalds. It is EVERYWHERE.
DO NOT FEAR. EMBRACE. MCDONALDS IS LOVE.
Menu
The menu at McDonalds offers a wide variety of cardiac-arrest inducing food. Some of the more popular items include the Big Fat, Cholesterol Shake, French Fries, Chicken HeadNuggets and Botox Injections - yes, they're in the plastic surgery industry now!
Charities
Wait... there's McDonalds funded foundations that help children? But why? Children are stupid, as we all know.
