Masturbation
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Masturbation is stupid.
The act of masturbating can be defined as "wasting too many potential lives down the toilet". However, do not be fooled by the above statement. Masturbation is not always stupid. In fact, if you are the one masturbating, this is indeed a noble act! You are certainly saving the humanity from further undesirable offsprings. Moreover, you are also saving those potential offsprings from having to deal with a ruthless world, not to mention a foolhardy predecessor.
Masturbation is a common activity among the internet whores, geeks, nerds, and different other types of retards, since all these species usually have no other way to discharge their sexual energy (if any). It should be noted that although masturbation involves sexual arousal, it can hardly be considered sex.
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If a hot female is masturbating, then she's a stupid idiot. While it is perfectly understandable for ugly fat retards to masturbate, girls should not need to. Anyway, if they really have to, the author of this article offers several free services to compensate for that urging need.
Masturbation & Global Economy
Strangely enough, masturbation has had a tangible impact on the world's global economy, since it was the fuel behind the raging industry of pornography. This very industry is also the main reason why masturbation still exists among all those millions of people who can't get laid.
Note: By no means does this section imply that economists masturbate. The article does not intend to negate that fact either.
