Man
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Men are stupid.
Man (pl. men) represents roughly 85% of all human beings on earth, and the most obvious characteristic of a man is a small dangly piece of flesh between the legs known as a penis. Behind the penis lies the scrotum which is filled with cockroaches.
History of Man
The first ever man was Adam who was born (via God making a plasticine sculpture and ordering it to come to life) sometime before 1975 in Eden Park, Croydon. He married his rib, named Eve, and they had two boys called Cain and Abel. Later on Cain killed Abel over a row involving lip gloss or some other fucking shit, and so Cain was the only second generation human on Earth. After this historical incident it is assumed that he had sex with Eve in order to procreate. It is at this moment that incest created the mutation in the human genome that caused all humans thereafter to lose their hooves, udders (except two) and spider-sense, and also to become complete shuddering horrors who God would never have allowed to continue existing, let alone rule the planet, had he given a rat's pubes what we did at this point. A defining characteristic of men is their superiority over women.
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