Mac OSX
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Mac OSX is stupid.
Mac OSX is Apple computer's latest operating system for use with Apple computers. It is extremely important that you pronounce the name "Mac oh-ess-ex," (as in OS EXTREME) because any other pronunciation will subject you to physical violence from the asshat sociopaths who use this product.
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Overview
At Long Last, A Command Line
The original Macintosh OS, called Bob, was created sometime before 1975 after Steve Jobs stole Xerox's PARC (Pretty Awesomely Radical Computer) system and used it for his evil scheme to dominate the world. Unfortunately for Steve, Microsoft's Windows operating system had a superior command line interface, known as DOS, and PCs equipped with Windows ruled the day. That is, until Mac OSX was released. At long last, the Macintosh had a command line interface and could compete on even ground with Windows.
Intel Compliance
The Macintosh continues to languish because it is too slow to do anything with. In 2005, however, Apple announced that Mac OSX would run on Intel processors (which usually can only run Windows and Linux) and now Mac OSX can compete with Windows in both speed and in having a command line.
Things You Can Do On Mac OSX
- Run Microsoft Office for the Mac
- Run Microsoft Internet Explorer for the Mac
- Run Microsoft Virtual PC for the Mac
Things You Can't Do On Mac OSX
- Gaming
- There are no games that run on Mac OSX. (except Colin McRay Rally, but it broke).
- Development
- There are no good development environments for the Mac.
- Use it
- The Mac is not usable.
