MMORPG

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

MMORPGs are stupid.

A MMORPG(Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) is an elaborate online reality where 12 year old boys can run around asking other players to be their gf. Notable MMORPGs include WoW Runescape and Presidential Elections. Over 90 percent of MMORPGers are Americans who are idiots and worship Satan unironically.

MMORPG's are also a cesspool for desperate, lowly rabble-like nerds, goths, and wikipedia editors. Normally, with their online "friends", they will host online "dance parties." This is implemented by typing a "/dance" command in the user interface and watching as a shittily designed character model loops through a shittily designed dance sequence in a "certain" grossly overrated "game" that deserves to be in the "trash". Okay, no more implying and infering anymore... WoW. Yes, World of Warcraft sucks ass, okay? IT SUCKS BALLS. Go outside people! Players of MMORPG's also love to indulge in their deepest "fantasies" through this abominable medium. Normally, a dance party will devolve into a full out cyber sex orgy. Now before the reader gets too excited, let me warn you of the poorly made models in these games. You cannot actually type a "/sex" command, so you must resort to cruder means. Usually the horny player will reach the pinnacle of an orgasm by violently ramming his/her... his... character back and forth using the up and down key while some willing dude using a female night elf character whores her out for a paltry sum of 30 silver. This is only a portion of the sad existence of online gamers. If you want to witness true abject misery, try Counter-Strike.